This is an actual transcript: from a telephone call received into voice mail on a random Sunday evening of a specific week.
Hey [fill in my name], this is [fill in her name] I am calling regarding [fill in name of project – which I neither understood nor recognized] you auditioned for about a year ago. I’ve just wanted to get in contact with you and see if you’re available this Friday to shoot a scene. I’m sorry I haven’t been in touch with you while we’re making our way through the film. If you can give me a call back [ # given] thanks a lot. bye bye.
So I called back, left a message that I had a play going up on Friday, it would be tight, but please call me back with more particulars.
Silence.