You Don’t Have to be a Big City Woman

The head honcho shared the following story of her life.  Born, bred and has never left the village; doesn’t like to travel.  Married at 16, a shot-gun wedding, had 4 additional children, worked as a cook at the elementary school.  Retired.  Divorced after she had been married for 43 years.  Has a boyfriend who is 18 years her junior.  Knock me over with a feather.